That would have to be Boris “Pimp Daddy” Johnson, the current British PM. And no, there isn’t much competition here, he has every single one of his predecessors beaten by miles. When it comes to the game of numbers, Johnson’s Johnson is truly streets ahead!
As I write this answer, Boris has been married and divorced twice, and is currently engaged to his girlfriend who is about three decades younger than him — the couple welcomed their first child together, a son, just last year. Their marriage is set for June 2022.
Before this, Johnson had a first wife. A second wife, by whom he had four children. Then an extramarital son. Maybe two? He has six acknowledged children. At least one more rumored out-of-wedlock child. Possible more.
Fez-enthusiast Boris J. blames his love for the fairer gender on his Turkish heritage — his great-grandfather was a Turkish diplomat murdered shortly before the end of WWI, who married a British woman. This causes him to have what he calls “an Ottomanesque libido and desire to spread his seed.”
Boris Johnson is the only British prime minister of whom it is unknown just how many children he has… that’s pretty wild. He may look like James Corden in a bad wig or the dude from Little Brittain but Mr. Johnson has been a tubby blonde Genghis Khan all along!
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