So many things. Ugh. The radical left liberal lunatic MSM overlooks all of Barack Obama’s scandals, but I remember Obama’s most heartless actions in office.
Remember when Obama wasn’t manly enough to hold his own umbrella?[1]
Look at this mess. That Marine is providing a rain shield to Obama and Obama won’t even accept the cover. Marines may be badass soldiers, but they have feelings too, you know. #umbrellagate
At least our hero Sarah Palin pointed out the sheer hubris the President had in making a Marine hold an umbrella for him.
Now, the more observant freethinkers here may notice something wrong with the following pic.
That may just look like pic of Obama in the middle of a speech, but if you look closely, there’s no flag pin![2] That un-American act was appalling, and Obama may as well have been wearing a Kenyan flag pin. Thank God Fox News[3] let us know what a heinous act this is! #flagpingate
Back in 2009, Barack and Michelle went out to a date!
And guess who had to foot the bill? We, the American people, did.[4] I hope you got a nice dinner and Broadway show with my tax dollars, you fiend! #datenightgate
And who could forget that time Obama bowed to the king of Saudi Arabia?
Thankfully, the brave heroes of Fox News would not let this heinous act of deference go unchecked.[5] Real Americans do not bow down, we stand up to Saudi Arabia! #SaudiBowGate
This previous incidents are bad, but they can’t compare to Obama’s mustard preferences.
Disgusting. We working-class American enjoy regular mustard on our hamberders, Mr. President![6][7] #mustardgate
Obama is so proud of his awfulness that he celebrates it. With a selfie stick!
And what’s worse, he did this after a Buzzfeed interview![8] #selfiestickgate
If you thought that was bad, take a look at this!
That’s right, there are men in the White House without their jackets on! There are formal dress codes in the White House you know![9] #jacketgate
We need a real strongman like Vladimir Putin in the White House. Not some namby-pamby safety freak who wears a helmet while riding his bike!
Look at those two. Putin doesn’t need a helmet for his vehicle of choice. Meanwhile, our former President. He’s closer to the ground than Putin and still needs his safety helmet![10] #helmetgate
One sign of Obama’s total disdain for the military, besides making that poor Marine hold an umbrella for him, was his half-hearted coffee salute.[11]
It shows a latte disrespect for our armed forces.[12] Such an act is un-Americano. It makes a mocha-ry of the military. It was such a tragedy, I had to fly my American flag at half-caf. I don’t want a President doing a half-assed salute, no Sanka you. This flippant display doesn’t sit right with me, not in my Maxwell House. Just looking at that shameful act makes me very un-frappé. When I saw that salute for the first time, I simply had to Venti my incandescent rage.* #coffeegate
Last, and certainly not least, any Obama criticism is incomplete without the Tan Suit.
This is the scandal I had to save for last. It was so egregious, it deserved its own Wikipedia page: Obama tan suit controversy - Wikipedia
Looking at that suit now, how was Obama not arrested by the Fashion Police!? You may think Obama can wear a tan suit as well as a tan man can, but can a tan man ban tan suits? I think NOT! #TanGate
Or maybe, just maybe, Obama’s presidency was relatively scandal-free, and far-right wackjobs had to fake outrage over the stupidest crap to make Obama look bad. No, that can’t be! It’s the left who’s wrong. 😉
*All coffee puns belong to Stephen Colbert: Obama's Coffee Cup Salute - The Colbert Report (Video Clip) | Comedy Central
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