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What are some stupid clichés in movies that wouldn't happen in real life?

Jumping through windows

8/10 You will bounce off that shit and hit the floor. If you do get through, you are not gonna roll and keep running. You will be poked and cut to shit.

Removing Headgear

This has been done to death in Hollywood. They always remove hats and headgear to show the actor or to get some kind of symbolic emotional reaction for a scene. In real life if people are shooting at you and bombs are going off, you are not about to expose that one part of you that cannot afford to get hit. I don’t care how pretty or handsome you are. That helmet is the only reason why most people aren’t dead. Soldiers, construction workers, miners, etc.

David Dominating Goliath

In many movies and shows they always have a small guy beating up a huge guy or a woman beating up a group of full grown men. The physics behind most of these battles are laughable. “How did that tiny foot on awkward kick have the momentum to knock a 400 pound dude 5 feet back?”

Bruce admitted he would lose to Ali because he was just as fast but twice his size. Size is a factor!! Batwoman ain’t hurting anyone but skinny women.

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