The fact that he has this almost Evangelizing effect on his fans… Like, I write a complete unrelated answer about an actor who’s kind of chill. Maybe something about, “who is a cool dude in Hollywood” or “which actor is a genuine person” or whatever. And people flood the comment section, I kid you not. “Have I told you about our Lord and Saviour, Keanu Reeves?”
Did you know, his fiancée died in a car crash and his daughter died and he had a shitty life? Did you know he gives away all his money to charity and lived like a bum for years so he can give more of his wealth away?
Oh did you know he doesn’t age? Middle-aged and not a grey hair in sight? Yeah, yeah, I get it. He’s tragic and he’s awesome. He’s great to watch on screen especially in his John Wick role. He sure avenged the SHIT out of his dog, didn’t he?
And he dated an age-appropriate woman. AGE. APPROPRIATE. In Hollywood, no less! Oh, my, oh my. Can we just, call up Pope Francis and fast-track his ascend to sainthood already? I mean he’s immortal anyway, why wait?
He’s a nice guy. He really is. He’s enjoyable to watch. He looks good. He is, by all accounts, a thoroughly decent human being. But his status as as a thoroughly decent human being is so incredibly overhyped that I can’t really stand to read about the good man. People talking about good ol’ Keanu all sound like… Jehovah’s Witnesses coming to my online doorstep bringing me ‘the good news’…
My GOODNESS GRACIOUS, people… If I read one more “Keanu Reeves is so awesome and an amazing human being” answer on Quore, I swear, I might very well implode with boredom.
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