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Batter Lamborghini or Ferrari

Batter Lamborghini or Ferrari

Lamborghini (left) vs Ferrari (right): They aren’t car brands they are religions.

Ferrari, was founded first, just like the Jewish faith. Lamborghini came along much later and was founded as much out of the disdain for the other as anything else, sort of like the Christian religion. Ironically one owes much of its popularity to the existence of the other and even share common doctrine. The first five books of the Christian bible are actually the Jewish Torah. Likewise Lamborghini took much of what it learned in the early days and built some of the most iconic cars in the world. Ferrari used Italian design house Pininfarina while Lamborghini used designer Bertone. The mechanics and layouts of the cars were similar but the driving experience was completely different. Driving both was a religious experience it’s just a matter of what religion you prefer.

I have driven both the 2004 Lamborghini Gallardo and the 2002 Ferrari 360 Modena and the two were comparable to the other. The Ferrari focuses on driving dynamics and engaging the driver full time and rewards your praise with that glorious 8,000 rpm whine and glorious noise like a chorus of angels as an exhaust note, that happens to be patented too ironically enough. Driving the Ferrari fast is a bit like cheating on your super model caliber girlfriend… you just know she isn’t going to be happy until you’re fucking dead. Driving the Ferrari leaves you grateful you managed to escape with your life.

The Gallardo with two more cylinders and a glorious V10 and all-wheel-drive so it’s a deeper more thunderous experience than the high piercing whine and is like having sex with that one girlfriend in college that you could never sexually satisfy that always used to taunt you with “is that all you got!? I can take more… give it to me damn it!” It leaves you exhausted and emasculated but always hopeful your next session will be the opportunity to find her limits.

Honestly, if I had to pick one brand, it would be the Ferrari. Even though she can kill you at any second at least you know you’re alive and she is smoking fucking hot! Oh, those curves. Damn.

The Lamborghini always leaves me wishing I was more of a man to find her limits but if you want to drive hard and fast she will let you go hard all day long just like that one girl from college.

You can’t go wrong with either, but my money is on Ferrari.


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