What if countries had Tinder profiles?

  What if countries had Tinder profiles?

Switzerland

3 Things: Girls, Guys, Being in the Middle

Italy

Buy me dinner and take me to church. Short, since that matters.

Mexico

We’re going back to your place.

Japan

If you don’t like tentacles and school girls, swipe left.

Russia

I’m here for a good time, not a long time. DTF, not looking for a relationship.

New Zealand

Just chilling over here…Where the guys at?

US

Buy me stuff. I’ll still probably break your heart.

Canada

Thicc girl who’s always cold—always looking for a snuggle.

India

No touching my untouchables. I only do Skype dates.

South Korea

Real-life gamer girl. Bet I’ll beat you any day of the week.

United Kingdom

Poly girl looking for more sugar babies. Sub BDSM lovers swipe right.

France

Likes: Art, Wine, and Myself. Dislikes: Guns, Sobriety, Everyone else.

South Africa

Poor girl looking for a sugar daddy. Literally give me anything. And don’t report me, promise I’m different now.

North Korea

ABDL. Nobody deserves me. But I guess I’ll settle.

China

Totally stealing your pick-up lines. And you’re lucky—I’m a cheap date.

Australia

I’m on fire. Looking for a guy who’s into sports. And no, you can’t see my bush, so stop asking.

Greece

Spending > Saving
Young < Old
Talking > Sex

Puerto Rico

It says 19 but I’m really 17. Don’t tell my parents I’m on here.

Germany

Dom who’s been in a series of bad relationships. Nice car, nice job, and I workout. Just do what I say and we’ll be perfect.

Poland

Still recovering from my last relationship. Be gentle.

Vietnam

If you don’t like dogs, swipe left. Family means everything.

Israel

And I’m so small, really just looking for a big guy friend. Just because I’m small doesn’t mean you can mess with me.

Iran

Just want someone I can tie down. Hope you don’t mind my strong personality.

Cuba

Don’t even know why I’m on here. Don’t expect to find anyone on here. But if we do work out, take me out literally anywhere.

(I’ll do more later if I get time)

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